Ahoy mately's , pirates hats are only to be worn by offical bona fide pirates. You are a bona fide pirate?If so come aboard and try on a pirates hat that you like
Now you need to talk likea pirate, ahoy,ahoy matey,ahoy me hearties, all hands hoay , shiever me timbers ,blow me down , aye, booty, buccancer bucko, crow nest, davy jones locker, dead men tell no tales, feed the fish, hornswggle, man of war , rum,seadog,their she blows, walk the plank. Ok. are you ready now?
Do not go gentle into the good night ,rage, rage, against the dying of the light.